KKTNY2 episode 1 recap

MY GIRLS ARE BACK!! Its been WAY to long. 

here is my recap on episode 1. 

• the whole play back of all the drama when Kim & Kris announced their divorce right in the beginning was needed, but i about DIED when it said "8 weeks earlier". I guess that's what happens when your only married 72 days. poor Kim. 
• Kris, no one wants to see your dancing pecks. please save them for your next GF. 
• Mason is pretty much the cutest celebrity baby out there .
• I think its so weird that Kourtney and Mason share a bed. shouldn't he be sleeping in a crib?
• Did Kim really ask Mason if he had a "poochy diaper" poochy????
• Kris has some balls to tell Kim she has the bottom drawer of the closet. the bottom drawer? really?
• I love the Scott is trying to stop smoking, but i hope he didn't hit someone when he threw his cig over the balcony. 
• I wanted to puke when Kim licked Kris face with her morning breath. ugh.
• I'm SO surprised they didn't show Kendall (Kim & Kourtney's little sister) at the Abbey Dawn Fashion Show. (that was her very first time walking at a fashion Show.)
• The funniest part of the show was when Mason tried Healthy Kettle Chips. His face was priceless. PS Scott can not say kettle chip to save his life. 
• "When I see a messy room it ruins my day" -Kim Kardashian hahaha.
• Kourtney is seriously the best mom. She didn't even get mad when Mason dumped her phone into butter, she just said "YAY Mason your dipping" lol. love her. 
• Someone please tell me how a Oil Enema can be relaxing. 
• Scott really does have amazing suits. i love each and every one.
• I was DYING while watching Naked Yoga. who does that??? I was laughing so hard when Joyce  (their makeup artist) got down to her under ware but kept her shoes and bow tie on. love her. 
• Kim & Kourt have amazing eyebrows even without makeup. 

I cant wait for the rest of the season.

p.s. Kourtney is pregnant again!!! YAY!! Mason will be the best big brother.